Thank you for your interest. My Name is Bill, I am a monkey. I am also a well known Ethologist. You may wonder what ethology is....Ethology: n. 1. The scientific study of animal behavior, especially as it occurs in a natural environment.Another well known ethologist is Jane Goodall, famed animal researcher. Find out more about her here... the Jane Goodal Institute
2. The study of human ethos and its formation.You may recognize me from my previous, more well known project, The SeaMonkey Diaries where I spent 6 months studying the behavioral patterns of sea monkeys, my nautical cousins. I am currently involved in an ongoing study of the customs and migratory habits of humans. I have chosen one homo sapien as my primary subject and have been following her as she moves throughout the eastern half of the united states.
My primary subject, is a female of the species, approximately 30 years of age. The exact age has been extreemly difficult to determin due to the subject making up numbers any time I ask her how old she is. In keeping with Jane Goodall's precedent, I have given her a name. I have called her Megan. It must be noted, that Megan has a slower reaction time to the name, and after much observation of the subject in her natural habitat, have discovered that she responds better to the name Mab. So instead of rewriting much of my research, let it be known that Megan and Mab are interchangebale.
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