Friday, April 13th, 2007
Doors 8PM Show 9PM
Price: $10
Paraskevidekatriainsolitusphobia (n): Fear of Freaks on Friday the 13th!
Prepare for a full-frontal assault on your better judgment! Forget black cats and broken mirrors, Cheeky Monkey's got sword swallowing, fire, broken glass, the cruel bed of nails, and more! Damien Blade, Sensoriel, Mab, Swami Yomahmi, Mysterion & Jessie the Cinch.
It would be bad luck NOT to be there!
www.cheekymonkeysideshow.com and www.myspace/cheekymonkeysideshow.com
The DC-area's first and only professional sideshow troupe, Cheeky Monkey Sideshow is a breath-taking yet beautiful cavalcade of the bizarre, the shocking, and the strange. Grotesque and graceful. Beautiful and bizarre. Every show is different, every act unique.
~GASP as Damien Blade shoves 3 feet of steel down his BARE, NAKED throat!
~LOOK ON IN HORROR as Mab risks permanent disfigurement by putting her FACE in BROKEN GLASS!
~FEAR what Mysterion the Magician may READ in the DARKEST corners of your MIND!
~TREMBLE with LUST and DISMAY as the Amazing Trinket CONTORTS HER BODY in ways that make women envious and make grown men WEEP!
~SEE Swami Yomahmi perform a real live GEEK act!
~WITNESS stunning feats of STRENGTH and shocking acts of STUPIDITY!
A unique form of entertainment that few will ever experience, but none will ever forget.
Cheeky Monkey Sideshow--You'll be Amazed. You'll be Amused. You'll be Just a Little Grossed Out.
